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My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

does dude even still have teeth

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My sting ray fell out of the chandelier

i don’t even know the context of this but this is the best post i’ve seen in a while

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I told my dad that someone reblogged this and he wants it to be known that he was the one who started the whole ‘sting ray in the chandelier’ thing

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i feel u

or like i want to

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smallnico:

if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn

except 

if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

#those wacky Romans

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.

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