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I'd rather not say how I'm socially awkward, tall and random. Rather, I'd like to state how I'm a majestic beast.
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This is Love
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My sting ray fell out of the chandelier
i don’t even know the context of this but this is the best post i’ve seen in a while
I told my dad that someone reblogged this and he wants it to be known that he was the one who started the whole ‘sting ray in the chandelier’ thing
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if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn
except
if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus
that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve
so what happened when triplets were born
Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.
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Sailor moon wands!!!
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